Really Rich Jeff the Killer with a top hat: Why I do believe he is what they call being "Super High on Weed" Masky: Uhhh....... Toby why are biting a tree while your in nothing but your boxers. Me:He had some bad weed and he thinks thats food. You waking up next to a rock: You sir a a horrible person!!! Me with troll face: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Toby: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (starts swinging axes like a maniac.......AGAIN!) You: OH GOD NOT AGAIN!!!
Me: Welp my job here is done. Now time to TROLL ALBERT WESKER!!!! MUEHEHEHEHEH HAHAHAHAHA HAAAAA! *Slides into the bushes like Homer Simpson in that one episode........ with a troll face* Every Creepypasta Character: WHAT..........THE.........FRAK JUST HAPPENED?!?!!?!?!?! Every Creepypasta Character Creator: No SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FRACK JUST HAPPENED?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
Me: ERMAGERD!!! *FALLS OUT OF TREE WITH LEON S. KENNEDY (RESIDENT EVIL) AND SCORPION (MORTAL KOMBAT) WITH TRAUMATIZED......... derp faces????* You: What happened to you guys? Me: Eh Dernt knerw. Scorpion: Sume Hair. Leon: Wut Dey Soy. Ben: You guys are weird. Scissor: Agreed. Toby: GTFO!!!!!!!
Me:What are you doing? You (whisper): SHHHH!! Don't startle him. He might kill us. Me with an evil grin and yells: ALL AROUND THE WORLD IN 50 DAYS OR LESS!!!!! Toby:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (starts swinging axes like a maniac) You:GOD DAMN IT!!!